Decaf Appreciation Gifts

'This decaf's lousy.'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Today's special... donuts.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Hats and Food

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Grandma's caf

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Coffee Menu

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Coffee

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

'You made me jump.'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'