Decaf Daredevil Gifts

'It may have been a mistake switching the coffee to decaffeinated.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Washing Line Walker

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."