Daredevil Drinkers Gifts

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"More?"

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII