Dating Newbie Gifts

The cutest lady I've ever seen in my life just walked in. The Love Doctor's on a break. That's ok, I don't need advice. I think I'll just ask her out on my own. Good for you, little buddy! Yeah, I'm thinking of staring at her a little too long, and then mumbling my name to her ... and then nature will take its course. The Love Doctor will see you now.

"So we're cool? We can go on a date?"

"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry."

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Batman's Baby

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Tasty.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.'

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Health Club Shop. DVD. Books. Do you have a simple guide to better abs? "Tummies for Dummies" would be good for you.

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

'Your first trial?'

'Nah! He's not my type.'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

Dorothy and the singles bar

"First date. You'd think she would have done something about her eraser."

"You may well have been here first but it doesn't work like that."

A tennis lesson for a hockey player. Skates are a poor footwear choice, and putting ball into the net is not the object of the game.

Tom Prepares for his Hot Date.

"If you have a boyfriend, I have some advice, young lady! Wisdom that's been handed down from generation to generation!"

'Of course you can move back in with us, Son... but after only one day?'

Lonely Hearts - Men seeking anything that stays still long enough.

"Oh, that's my cousin, Trevor... He's always had this animal magnetism..."

"There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side."

'I think I'm going to throw up.'