Newbie Adult Gifts

'Of course you can move back in with us, Son... but after only one day?'

Good Luck!

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Batman's Baby

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

Computer books for dummies.

'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.'

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

Health Club Shop. DVD. Books. Do you have a simple guide to better abs? "Tummies for Dummies" would be good for you.

Freshman Ryan Brenneman was having a tough time acclimating to life away from home.

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

"First date. You'd think she would have done something about her eraser."

"Before you run a marathon maybe you should start with 50 yards?" Set acheivable targets.

'Doesn't give us much to look forward to, does it?'

"If you have a boyfriend, I have some advice, young lady! Wisdom that's been handed down from generation to generation!"

Bravado in the novice professor may simply be an attempt to compensate for a lack of experience in teaching the classics.

"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry."

"So we're cool? We can go on a date?"

"You may well have been here first but it doesn't work like that."

Tom Prepares for his Hot Date.

New to New York, Mr Golez often felt he was living in a garbage can.

Meet Jim, you've a lot in common...he's an insufferable bore as well...

"Let's tow the trailer to a new state and make a fresh start."

The cutest lady I've ever seen in my life just walked in. The Love Doctor's on a break. That's ok, I don't need advice. I think I'll just ask her out on my own. Good for you, little buddy! Yeah, I'm thinking of staring at her a little too long, and then mumbling my name to her ... and then nature will take its course. The Love Doctor will see you now.

'Wait for me right here.'

"I'd like you to meet Nan and Leo, but I think you already know Nan from back when it was Nan and Ralph."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling