Dating Newbie Prints

"So we're cool? We can go on a date?"

"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

Tasty.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.'

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

'Your first trial?'

'Nah! He's not my type.'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

Dorothy and the singles bar

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"First date. You'd think she would have done something about her eraser."

"You may well have been here first but it doesn't work like that."

"If you have a boyfriend, I have some advice, young lady! Wisdom that's been handed down from generation to generation!"

Tom Prepares for his Hot Date.

'Of course you can move back in with us, Son... but after only one day?'

Lonely Hearts - Men seeking anything that stays still long enough.

"Oh, that's my cousin, Trevor... He's always had this animal magnetism..."

"There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side."

'I think I'm going to throw up.'

"Let's tow the trailer to a new state and make a fresh start."

'Some say I shouldn't be so picky, which is why I'm not going to stop seeing you for ending a sentence with a preposition.'

'He must be so excited - Today is his very first day at school!'