Darth Vader Devotees Gifts

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Star Wars Audience

Feline Evolution.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Evolving/Devolving

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

Evolution

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

Little boy dragon

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'I know it's been millions of years of evolution,but I still feel like a fish out of water!'

Geriatric Darth Vader

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

How evolution works.

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

Evolution Walk Sign

James Earl Jones

How Lawyers Evolved.