Darth Vader Devotees T-Shirts

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Star Wars Audience

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Evolving/Devolving

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

Evolution

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

Little boy dragon

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

How evolution works.

'I know it's been millions of years of evolution,but I still feel like a fish out of water!'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

Evolution Walk Sign

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

James Earl Jones

How Lawyers Evolved.

The Ascent of Man