Dairy Frustration Sufferer Gifts

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Important Food Groups

'Oh Hi!'

Cow's straw

Where Skim Milk comes from.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"They’re real."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Cheese

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Milking the Cow.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Pull the udder one

"Wait, what are you doing?"

'Bless You.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.