Dairy Frustration Sufferer Pillows

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Oh Hi!'

Cow's straw

Important Food Groups

Where Skim Milk comes from.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"They’re real."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Cheese

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Pull the udder one

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'