Cynical Philosophers Gifts

Searching for a gift for a cynical thinker or a lover of philosophical wit? Our range celebrates the sharp-tongued and skeptical, blending humor and insight. Whether they’re a professional debunker or a lover of deep truths, these products are both thought-provoking and amusing. Perfect for those who enjoy questioning everything, our collection makes for clever, memorable gifts that resonate with a touch of irony.

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The Church of DanaeDanaeism: '...And I like it! It's refreshing to see honesty in a religion for a change.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: '...And I like it! It's refreshing to see honesty in a religion for a change.' mockup

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: '...And I like it! It's refreshing to see honesty in a religion for a change.'

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"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

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'You gonna finish that lemon peel?' mockup

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity." mockup

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

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'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.' mockup

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

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"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!" mockup

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

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Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats. mockup

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

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The Forever Stamp

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"Lets get 100% behind the boss."

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'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.' mockup

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

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"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!" mockup

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

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"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

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