Cynic Philosopher Enthusiast Gifts

"I'll settle for a man with a few misdemeanors!"

Humans...What is their purpose?

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'The Questioner'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Pastorius wonders why.

Zenemies.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

How world war III started.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Human rights

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

The Forever Stamp

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

"Let's throw another ideologue on the fire."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.