Cynic Philosopher Enthusiast Pillows

Add a touch of irony and humor to their space with pillows featuring clever cynic-inspired quotes and designs. Perfect for those who appreciate irony and a good thought-provoking joke.

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"I'll settle for a man with a few misdemeanors!"

"I'll settle for a man with a few misdemeanors!" mockup

"I'll settle for a man with a few misdemeanors!"

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Humans...What is their purpose?

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"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense." mockup

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

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Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.' mockup

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

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'The Questioner'

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"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism." mockup

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

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'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!' mockup

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

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"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?" mockup

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

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Pastorius wonders why.

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"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!" mockup

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

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"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

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"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System" mockup

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

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Zenemies.

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'The meaning of life is dog food.' mockup

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

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"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?" mockup

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

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"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter." mockup

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

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Arthur Schopenhauer

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"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?" mockup

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

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"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts." mockup

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

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"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

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How world war III started.

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.' mockup

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

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Human rights

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"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity." mockup

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

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'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.' mockup

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

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'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.' mockup

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

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'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.' mockup

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

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"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!" mockup

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

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Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats. mockup

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

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"Let's throw another ideologue on the fire."

"Let's throw another ideologue on the fire." mockup

"Let's throw another ideologue on the fire."

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"Lets get 100% behind the boss."

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Cynic Philosopher Enthusiast Pillows Collection

Cynic Philosopher Enthusiast Mugs

Discover our range of mugs crafted for cynic philosopher enthusiasts. Perfect for those who love to start their day with a touch of witty skepticism.

Cynic Philosopher Enthusiast Prints

Browse prints perfect for cynic philosopher enthusiasts. Add a dash of sarcastic insight and irony to your decor with these thought-provoking artwork pieces.

Cynic Philosopher Enthusiast T-Shirts

Explore our collection of T-shirts designed for cynic philosopher enthusiasts. Make a statement with witty, skeptical humor that’s perfect for everyday wear.