Cynical Humor Collector Gifts

Looking for something that captures the sharp wit of a cynical humor enthusiast? Our specially curated selection celebrates sarcasm and dry humor, perfect for those who love to poke fun at life. From clever mugs to bold t-shirts, find a gift that resonates with their sharp, skeptical outlook. Whether they enjoy witty one-liners or ironic art, we’ve got something that will make them smile (or smirk) with appreciation.

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"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."

"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne." mockup

"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."

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"Nothing pays off more than a million dollars donated to the political campaigns of a few key politicians!"

"Nothing pays off more than a million dollars donated to the political campaigns of a few key politicians!" mockup

"Nothing pays off more than a million dollars donated to the political campaigns of a few key politicians!"

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CONGRESS, 'Oh, he doesn't just sell votes -- he also sells OPTIONS on votes.'

CONGRESS, 'Oh, he doesn't just sell votes -- he also sells OPTIONS on votes.' mockup

CONGRESS, 'Oh, he doesn't just sell votes -- he also sells OPTIONS on votes.'

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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?' mockup

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

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"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..." mockup

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

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To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.) mockup

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

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'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...' mockup

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

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'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?' mockup

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

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'Bert's dog training.'

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'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!! mockup

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

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65 Million Years Ago

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"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed." mockup

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

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"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'" mockup

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

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"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage." mockup

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

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"Eat me"

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A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone. mockup

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

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'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.' mockup

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

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Cake Free Zone

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',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

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A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop mockup

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

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'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...' mockup

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

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"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!" mockup

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

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"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!" mockup

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

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