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"I've had my eye on you for some time"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Clown walks balloon dog

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room