Cyclops Fans Gifts

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Juggler and Illusionist

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Clown walks balloon dog

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"I got connected to the internet!"

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Clown Delivering Babies.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'