Cyclops Aficionados Gifts

Santa Clops

Children's Parties

Clown on bike.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Clown God

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Clown Face Painting

Crocodile

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Clown Skis.

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

Children's Entertainer

Clown Wedding with Rake

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'He specializes in funny bones.'

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

Beware of balloon dog.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

No juggling allowed.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"I didn't say he's dying from choking. I said he's killing us with his joking."

'What's that funny smell?'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

Crocodile Food Pyramid