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Clown on bike.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Clown God

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Clown Face Painting

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Crocodile

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Clown Skis.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Clown Wedding with Rake

Children's Entertainer

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Beware of balloon dog.

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Crocodile Food Pyramid

No juggling allowed.

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Where's the circus, buddy?'