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Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

Lazy Octopus

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

I'm Spartacus.

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"...but, seriously..."

"I prefer your early pieces."

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

Financing Nemo

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

How The Cyclops Got Tricked Into Buying Glasses

Santa Clops

Supermoth

Landmark selfie

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

The filming of CEOs Gone Wild

'Thank God for periodontal disease. '

'We'll never get a table - it's a frenzy in there tonight.'

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

'Just the one -the Bishop has tagged my collar I'm afraid!'

You're being extradited to your parents.

"I think I was a caterpillar!"

Polyphemous, he's got your eye