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Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

'Son, as I can see it, your career prospects as a pirate seem to be... hm...limited!'

'I call him Polly, short for Polyphemus.'

Polyphemous, he's got your eye

"I'm afraid you are going to need a monocle Mr Polyphemus"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Turn, turn and turn.

Artificial hearts.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Crocodile Shoes

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

'Coming up next. . . our traffic and weather report.'

"Solar eclipse."

Person playing the cymbals.

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

Filming the Crocodile.

"No you can't borrow my eclipse glasses. I told you not to eat yours."