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'Son, as I can see it, your career prospects as a pirate seem to be... hm...limited!'

'I call him Polly, short for Polyphemus.'

Polyphemous, he's got your eye

"I'm afraid you are going to need a monocle Mr Polyphemus"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Turn, turn and turn.

Artificial hearts.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Crocodile Shoes

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Steve Irwin.

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"I am fully functional again!"

Evolution of God. . .

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

'Coming up next. . . our traffic and weather report.'

"Solar eclipse."

Person playing the cymbals.

Filming the Crocodile.

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'