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How The Cyclops Got Tricked Into Buying Glasses

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'You caught it, you gut it!'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

New Age Store.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

Long Corkscrew

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Moon Souvenirs

"Not until you fetch the other one."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

Gator Painter.

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

A rabbit wearing slippers with a human face on them.