Cyclops Collector Gifts

How The Cyclops Got Tricked Into Buying Glasses

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'You caught it, you gut it!'

New Age Store.

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

Long Corkscrew

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Moon Souvenirs

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Not until you fetch the other one."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

Gator Painter.

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

'Well, if it is the other end, why don't they just print 'open other end' on the bottom?'

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

A rabbit wearing slippers with a human face on them.