Cyclops Fan Gifts

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

A Day In The Life Of The Cyclops Family.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Juggler and Illusionist

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Clown walks balloon dog

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Running

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Alien crapload

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Long-legged clown...

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room