Cyclops Lover T-Shirts

The heartache of Sore-Eye-Asis

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Scientist seen on loch.

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

The next damn Batman.

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty One

Jenga!!!

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

The Self-Regulation of the Press.

Lust in Space.

The new Avengers movie is going to be better than the new X-Men movie because it's not about saving the whole world. Yeah. People are tired of blockbusters where the fate of the whole world is at stake. That's why "The Martian" did so well. It was only about the fate of Matt Damon and his potato garden. I want to see a movie where aliens try to conquer Venus and nobody cares. We really should have our own movie review show.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

The main reason I came out of hiding? FOMO."

"Her perfume, while pungent. . . was irresistible. . ."

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

Santa Clops

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

Spiderman's tummy rumbles on the subway

How The Cyclops Got Tricked Into Buying Glasses

I can give you the Moon.

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

Alien reading postcard.

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Five