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Artificial hearts.

"We'll try putting you on a stronger antibionic"

Mitt-Bot's Amazing Origins

''Feet of clay'? - This was some kind of CYBORG?'

'Last night she screwed my eyes out.'

Artificial Intelligence

"I am fully functional again!"

Robot Parts $5

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Picasso: The Early Years

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

Chef copy robot

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"Careful! He knows computers."

Robot walking pet robot

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.