Cyborg Curious T-Shirts

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

At the Museum

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Hair Crop Circle

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

The discovery of electricity...

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Eureka!

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Ostrich Curoisities

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Artificial hearts.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'Secondhand smoke.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

Plasma Ball

Museum of Bones