Cyborg Dreamer T-Shirts

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Swinging on a star.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'But what is the universe for?'

Robotic Man

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

You must be this tall.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

A man looks up at the earth

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.