Cyber Dreamer T-Shirts

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

'Someday we can be the Wink Martindale of web hosts.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Robotic Man

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Giraffe Portrait

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'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'