Cybersecurity Wizard Gifts

Hypnotist: Stop Smoking/ Lose Weight/ Recover Forgotten Passwords.

"My computer is a sore loser. When I beat him at chess, he drained my bank account and stole my identity."

Oh no. An abacus virus!

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Man doing a search on a computer

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Why do you need so many computers?

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Man feeding his computer money.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Acme-5000 Lie Detector