Cyber Security Wizard Gifts

"Well, going by the melted screen and the sufurous fumes I'd say you've been trying to download stuff off the Devil's website again."

"No, the answer to my riddle is not '1, 2, 3,4, 5, 6' or 'Password'."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Man doing a search on a computer

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

If Disney was a software company

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Why do you need so many computers?

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies