Cyber Security Wizard Prints

"Well, going by the melted screen and the sufurous fumes I'd say you've been trying to download stuff off the Devil's website again."

"No, the answer to my riddle is not '1, 2, 3,4, 5, 6' or 'Password'."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Man doing a search on a computer

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Why do you need so many computers?

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector