Digital Security Wizard Gifts

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Shark tower surveillance camera.

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

'Your father installed a security system.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

Computer whisperer.

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

P.C. in the Stone

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'We in the intelligence community have got to start ta.........I've already said too much.'

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

Username/Password