Digital Security Wizard Gifts

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Shark tower surveillance camera.

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

'Your father installed a security system.'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Computer whisperer.

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'We in the intelligence community have got to start ta.........I've already said too much.'

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

'And do you vow to give her all of your login passwords until death do you part?'

Username/Password