Cybersecurity Wizard Mugs

Hypnotist: Stop Smoking/ Lose Weight/ Recover Forgotten Passwords.

"My computer is a sore loser. When I beat him at chess, he drained my bank account and stole my identity."

Oh no. An abacus virus!

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Man doing a search on a computer

If Disney was a software company

Why do you need so many computers?

A Little Extra

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Man feeding his computer money.