Cybersecurity Whiz Mugs

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Multi-tasking.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Algorithm 'n' Blues

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

A Little Extra

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."