"Don't think of it as having no computer or phone. Think of it as having the ultimate data breach security program."
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The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
The Anti-Agent
"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."
Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.
Robots In The Boardroom
Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions
You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.
"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."
"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"
Algorithm 'n' Blues
The Modern Novel.
"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"
"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."
"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."
"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'
'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'
"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."
"Careful! He knows computers."
"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."
"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"
A Little Extra
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.
"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."
"So who is this First pet?"
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Clickbait
"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"
'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'
"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"
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