Customer Service Superhero Gifts

"Now that's what I call customer satisfaction."

"How can I help you today?"

World of P.C.'s Customer Call Centre

In basket-case.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Sales tied in knots

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"If you think my service is bad. . . wait 'til you taste the food!"

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

"I'd recommend this."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"Will that be for here or to go?"

'Of course it's cold. We serve breakfast anytime, but we only make it in the morning.'

"I used to wait tables but I found I was more suited to producing movies."

'Tellers laughing ' 'Can I have my statement?'