Customer Service Champion Gifts

A man reads a sign in an information window that reads, 'Out getting more.'

'A human being answered the phone!'

'You better start treating me with more respect, or I'll take my overdraft elsewhere!'

Grocery store has no data team to help with customer's shopping experience.

"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"

"We have accidentally shipped your package to anchorage in Alaska instead of Dublin. That's why the postage was so high."

'The manager says 'tough sh*t'.'

'Of course it's cold. We serve breakfast anytime, but we only make it in the morning.'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'Would you put this on hold for me?'

Janice tried to stay calm even though she knew the customer was always right.

'Dear customer, there are 3 people working at our complaint department...'

'Hey that's our waiter on his way home!'

'I'm looking for my way.'

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved."

Counter culture is friendly:'Have a great day!'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'Ready for a second bottle?'

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."

"I try to provide soothing customer service, but no, I'm not going to sing you to sleep at night."

"Hey buddy, I ordered from her first!"

"Joey, Joey, Joey! It's like he's taken over this whole store! Well, I'm sick of it! This place is not about being lazy! It's about good products for good prices! It's about customer service! But does anyone car? Does anyone notice? When does hard work pa

"This perfume's passed its 'smell by' date!"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

"If you think my service is bad. . . wait 'til you taste the food!"