Customer Appreciation Champion Gifts

'The customer is King'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

You've Got Mail

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

'Of course it's cold. We serve breakfast anytime, but we only make it in the morning.'

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

"I used to wait tables but I found I was more suited to producing movies."

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

'Hey that's our waiter on his way home!'

The competition's customer vs our customer.

"Right, shall we delay the discussion on customer care again and look at the urgent issue of declining sales and plummeting profits."

Grocery store has no data team to help with customer's shopping experience.

Working hard to maintain customer relations

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

'We're all out of the (bar code) but can I interest you in the (different bar code)?'

"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."

"Well, what do you know, my coach remembered my birthday!"

"Don't you DARE argue with me you ***(****) or I'll **** your ****."

"Joey, Joey, Joey! It's like he's taken over this whole store! Well, I'm sick of it! This place is not about being lazy! It's about good products for good prices! It's about customer service! But does anyone car? Does anyone notice? When does hard work pa

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