Customer Champion Gifts

Working hard to maintain customer relations

Customer Care

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

Great customer care is not optional.

The ombudsman

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Social Worker

"More?"

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

"Thank you."

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Waiter, what's this photograph of Jeff Goldblum doing in my soup? He starred in the remake of "The Fly." Personally, I prefer Al (David) Hedison in the original.

'Of course it's cold. We serve breakfast anytime, but we only make it in the morning.'

'Hey that's our waiter on his way home!'

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

Dr. Mom and Dr. Pop's Little Corner Hospital

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'