Customer Appreciation Champion Mugs

'The customer is King'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

You've Got Mail

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

'Of course it's cold. We serve breakfast anytime, but we only make it in the morning.'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

"I used to wait tables but I found I was more suited to producing movies."

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

'Hey that's our waiter on his way home!'

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

The competition's customer vs our customer.

"Right, shall we delay the discussion on customer care again and look at the urgent issue of declining sales and plummeting profits."

Working hard to maintain customer relations

Grocery store has no data team to help with customer's shopping experience.

'We're all out of the (bar code) but can I interest you in the (different bar code)?'

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

"Don't you DARE argue with me you ***(****) or I'll **** your ****."

"Joey, Joey, Joey! It's like he's taken over this whole store! Well, I'm sick of it! This place is not about being lazy! It's about good products for good prices! It's about customer service! But does anyone car? Does anyone notice? When does hard work pa

Great coachees recognise great coaches.