Curious Clerics Gifts

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"So, what do you do for play?"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"Mum, Dad, where was I downloaded from?"

Private View.

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'Holy shit!'

"What's the point of algebra?"

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

Sex and Violence....Hell and Brimstone.

Confessional TV.

The whole thing seems pretty science-fictiony to me!

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

Exorcism and Other Jobs.

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

"If push comes to shove, I bet you could do some damage with the plowshare."

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'

Cycle of Life

'Nevermind when I last ate. When did you last eat?'

Knitting.

A man peeping through keyholes ends up with a keyhole imprint on his face.