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"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"So, what do you do for play?"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

Private View.

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"Mum, Dad, where was I downloaded from?"

'Holy shit!'

"What's the point of algebra?"

"Pew researchers!"

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

The whole thing seems pretty science-fictiony to me!

Confessional TV.

Exorcism and Other Jobs.

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'

Sex and Violence....Hell and Brimstone.

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

"If push comes to shove, I bet you could do some damage with the plowshare."

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'

Knitting.

Cycle of Life

'Nevermind when I last ate. When did you last eat?'