"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."
Cupids In Crisis Gifts
Looking for a whimsical gift for someone experiencing a Cupid's in Crisis moment? Our collection features playful and witty items that acknowledge romantic struggles with a humorous twist. Perfect for spreading smiles and showing you care during love's tricky times.
"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"
"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"
"He won't eat anything but corn."
NASA Special
Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff
'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'
"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"
"You know as well as I do, love is just another word for offshore investments."
"I suppose one of us should call somebody."
Investor loses shirt in Eurozone meltdown.
Valentine's roses $59.99- Feb.15th- $12.99.
"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"
"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"
"Has anyone seen my therapist?"
"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"
"Get your phone."
Boycott datingsite.com
Repent! End of World is Near!. . . Wait for World's End at Joe's Bar & Grill.
'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'
"Put your profile pic on HotSquatch.com, what have you got to lose?"
"How much longer do I have before I have to change to a healthy lifestyle?"
"Hello 911? Yes it is an emergency. It's my ball. It's gone right under the sofa."
Paint By Number
"Don't ask me about the economy, going forward. I was the boss of the banks in the 2008 crash."
"Where can I find 'Self-Help' and 'Spirituality'?"
"I'm only attracted to older women."
Emergencies: The World Economy
Worm complaints desk
Tarot reading
"Thanks, but can we hurry it along? I'm going to be late to my hoarders therapy session."
'So, how are things in Australia?'
'It would never work for us. I'll never be able to hate you as much as your wife does.'
Cupids In Crisis Gifts Collection
Cupids In Crisis Mugs
Discover more witty mugs themed around Cupid's in Crisis to brighten up anyone's love life with humor and charm.
Cupids In Crisis Pillows
Soft, witty pillows await to add comfort and comedy to your loved one's love story or romantic mishaps.
Cupids In Crisis Prints
Decorate with our amusing prints that celebrate the humorous side of love's struggles, perfect for any space needing a playful touch.
Cupids In Crisis T-Shirts
Browse our collection of humorous T-shirts that celebrate Cupid's in Crisis moments, perfect for lightening the mood and spreading laughter.