Chaotic Cub Carer Gifts

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Egg Buggy

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"I'm training him to do chores."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"Get your phone."

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

"My dad works in surveillance."

"The main problem for you must be the constant itching under you bandages..."

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'

Rags wanted all the bones all the time.

'I used it to clip the dog. Why?'

'Some people just couldn't HAVE fish,'

'I want my mommy.'

'I prefer broadsheets, and they're handy for lining the rabbit hutch.'

'...and these are my two little angels you'll be baby-sitting for tonight...'

Nurse draws on patient's cast

'Expecting a quick and east operation, Doctor?'

'Just another rave in the nursery.'

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