Cubicle Negotiator Gifts

"How much can I pay you to change cubicles?"

"At this office no two days are different."

Another day at work would be one too many...

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Work Slave

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

'By the time I get to greener pastures, my lawn mower will be worn out,'

Busy day at the office.

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

'I need a smarter computer.'

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

"A watched file never loads..."

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

"You're nobody's fool but you're not too smart for you own good, either."

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

A man works in a snow globe.

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

"I'd like your honest, unbiased and possibly career-ending opinion on something."