Cubicle Negotiator Prints

"How much can I pay you to change cubicles?"

Another day at work would be one too many...

"At this office no two days are different."

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Work Slave

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'By the time I get to greener pastures, my lawn mower will be worn out,'

Busy day at the office.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

The Picture of Dorian Gray's Soul.

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

'I need a smarter computer.'

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

"A watched file never loads..."

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

"You're nobody's fool but you're not too smart for you own good, either."

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

A man works in a snow globe.

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

'Let's rock!'