Cryonics Researcher Gifts

Wait Here - Froze in a Block of Ice

'What's so unusual about freezing dead bodies?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

In the Year 2525

Animal cosmetic testing

Californians Abroad.

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

Great events in Chemistry...

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

IPCC-Science

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

Global Warming.