Cryogenics Researcher Gifts

'Cryogenics, eh? Nice try. Think they'll find a cure before your head thaws?'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

In the Year 2525

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

Californians Abroad.

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

IPCC-Science

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

Global Warming.

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

The Science Without Foundation Foundation

"...and doughnuts?!"

'The canary died.'