Cryogenics Researcher Gifts

'Cryogenics, eh? Nice try. Think they'll find a cure before your head thaws?'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

Californians Abroad.

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

IPCC-Science

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

Global Warming.

The Science Without Foundation Foundation

Global Warming.

'The canary died.'

"...and doughnuts?!"

Global Warming