Cryogenicist Gifts

'Our program includes a deep freeze, and a giant freezer bag.'

'Your food is frozen, your sperm is frozen - why shouldn't you be frozen?'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Scientist seen on loch.

Snow is falling...

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Big Boy Foot

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"Darn! And me without my camera!!"

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Californians Abroad.

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

Bigfoot Research Center

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

"Guys in third row, making me very nervous. . ."

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"