Cryogenicist T-Shirts

'Our program includes a deep freeze, and a giant freezer bag.'

'Your food is frozen, your sperm is frozen - why shouldn't you be frozen?'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Scientist seen on loch.

Snow is falling...

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

Big Boy Foot

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"Darn! And me without my camera!!"

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

In the Year 2525

Californians Abroad.

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

"The Yeti probably thinks he can hide in plain sight, which, of course, is impossible. But he's much too stupid to know that."

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

"Guys in third row, making me very nervous. . ."

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

"You should get that looked at, laddie."